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| 第 1 楼 发表于: 2005-07-11 16:51:09 发表主题: 找工作的笑话（中英对照） |  |
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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
雇主对求职者：“我们这项工作需要负责任的人。”
求职者：“我正是你们想要的人。我在做上一份工作时，每次什么东西出了毛病，他们就说该我负责。”
Employer: "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
Applicant: "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
雇主：“年轻人，你觉得自己能够处理多种工作吗？”
求职者：“我应该是能，在过去的 4 个月里我已换了 10 种不同的工作了。”
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job youve ever had."
"Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
一名年轻人在被雇用几周后被叫进了人事经理的办公室。
“这是什么意思？”人事经理问，“你申请这项工作时告诉我们你有 5 年的工作经历，可现在我们发现这是你的第一个工作。”
“哦，”年轻人回答，“你们在广告中说过想要有想象力的人。”
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage."
"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"
一名服装零售店的经理正在看一名求职者的申请，他注意到这个人以前从没在零售店工作过。他对这个人说：“对一个没有工作经验的人来说，你的工资要求是太高了。”
“哦，先生，”求职者回答，“当你还不熟悉工作时，工作是非常苦的。”
其实 J 从前也当过这种傻瓜求职者。刚开始找工作的时候(那时大学还没毕业，只是为了找份工作挣学费)，有一次去应征一份技术学校助理的工作，主要是帮老师发发卷子什么的。面谈的时候对方问 J 为什么要应征这份工作，J 毫不犹豫地回答说：“因为我需要钱。”结果当然是没有被雇用啦。
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