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| 第 1 楼 发表于: 2007-05-24 17:27:51 发表主题: 环球小姐的最后一题 |  |
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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
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>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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飘飘仙
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| 第 2 楼 发表于: 2007-05-28 12:31:16 发表主题: | |
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Dear,Why didn't you tell us what is the answer from our Ms.China.
All right,let me show it for you and others:
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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Bricks & tomatos ......Brag....
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我不在超凡脱俗的修道院，拒绝不了车水马龙的嘈杂，隔断不了喧嚣尘世的浮躁;
只愿怀着对生命和生活的虔诚与恭敬，以平和淡泊的心态：在每个清晨，送镜子中的自己一个甜蜜的微笑..... |
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飘飘仙
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| 第 4 楼 发表于: 2007-05-29 12:14:54 发表主题: | |
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why do you laugh?
agree or not??
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我不在超凡脱俗的修道院，拒绝不了车水马龙的嘈杂，隔断不了喧嚣尘世的浮躁;
只愿怀着对生命和生活的虔诚与恭敬，以平和淡泊的心态：在每个清晨，送镜子中的自己一个甜蜜的微笑..... |
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| 第 5 楼 发表于: 2007-05-30 00:17:11 发表主题: | |
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I don't know,because I 'm not a girl
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| 第 6 楼 发表于: 2007-05-30 11:38:53 发表主题: | |
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DIZZY,,,,,,,,,,,,
Maybe, i 'm not sure about it.
Only Ms. China know it.
Just funny from this sentence---(Bricks & tomatos ......Brag....)
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我不在超凡脱俗的修道院，拒绝不了车水马龙的嘈杂，隔断不了喧嚣尘世的浮躁;
只愿怀着对生命和生活的虔诚与恭敬，以平和淡泊的心态：在每个清晨，送镜子中的自己一个甜蜜的微笑..... |
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| 第 7 楼 发表于: 2007-05-30 21:22:09 发表主题: | |
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If you want to know,It's a piece of cake.many boys here willing to support you in action
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| 第 8 楼 发表于: 2007-05-31 12:52:14 发表主题: | |
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oooooooo.. 
Bricks & tomatos ......Brag....
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我不在超凡脱俗的修道院，拒绝不了车水马龙的嘈杂，隔断不了喧嚣尘世的浮躁;
只愿怀着对生命和生活的虔诚与恭敬，以平和淡泊的心态：在每个清晨，送镜子中的自己一个甜蜜的微笑..... |
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我不在超凡脱俗的修道院，拒绝不了车水马龙的嘈杂，隔断不了喧嚣尘世的浮躁;
只愿怀着对生命和生活的虔诚与恭敬，以平和淡泊的心态：在每个清晨，送镜子中的自己一个甜蜜的微笑..... |
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