Billywu
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注册时间: 2006-10-07
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| 第 1 楼 发表于: 2006-10-07 17:29:56 发表主题: Italian speak english |  |
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one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabicth". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabicth!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone wanna f*ck". I tell her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not f*ck on the table you sonnawabicth."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabicth". I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!
补充解释：
toast=烤面包片
wanna=want to
I wanna two pieces=这里意大利人发音为：I wanna to piss
piss=小便
fock=叉子，餐叉
f*ck=.....
sheet=被单
shit=拉屎
sonnawabicth=骂人的话，类似于*子养的。
Piss on=亵渎 |
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